Beginners read this!
If you want to qualify as a pootis brother, all you have to do is say the vow;
"I, (Your name), do solemnly accept pootis into my life, and accept pootis spencer's great blessing, so that i may be born again, as a pootis brother, and start anew"
But, if you want to become a pootis priest, you must contribute more to pootis. Here are some things you can do:
Shoot all of a minigun's rounds into the sky, to give thanks to pootis.
Yell "Pootis Spencer Here!" to imply that our god, Pootis Spencer, Is here with us.
Give sandviches to people around you, to extend the grace of pootis.
Use mittens to make people laugh, any way possible.
I hope you understand. Do these and you could become a true pootis brother. Welcome to the religion of pootis!
"I, (Your name), do solemnly accept pootis into my life, and accept pootis spencer's great blessing, so that i may be born again, as a pootis brother, and start anew"
But, if you want to become a pootis priest, you must contribute more to pootis. Here are some things you can do:
Shoot all of a minigun's rounds into the sky, to give thanks to pootis.
Yell "Pootis Spencer Here!" to imply that our god, Pootis Spencer, Is here with us.
Give sandviches to people around you, to extend the grace of pootis.
Use mittens to make people laugh, any way possible.
I hope you understand. Do these and you could become a true pootis brother. Welcome to the religion of pootis!